Dad's birthday

  It's your Dad's birthday coming up and he's going to have a party. He could have asked you first, couldn't he? Now you're going to have to make a speech!

 

 
  And what do you say? His friends will be there, half of them far too intimidating for you to even want to say hello, and you want to seem clever, successful, good looking ... Well, that last thing we can't do anything about, but the clever thing is something we can help you with. Look at us as your Cyrano de Bergerac. We've already written the words, it's time for you to do the talking!
 

Dad's birthday #1 - We're proud and glad, Dad!

This verse is a good choice if you want to tell the world that your is a fantastic man, of how he's found the right woman (your mother), and that he's had all the children he's going to have. Or at least that's what you hope.

It's humorous, short and snazzy and impressive in the way it rhymes on the word Dad at the end of every verse.