Son's birthday

It's your son's birthday and you want to make a speech. Without embarassing him. Impossible? Not really ...

 

 

It's sound impossible, we agree, but all you really have to do is to be cooler than him, without seeming like a nerd. What we have on offer may make his friend yours, but, hm, is that what you want?


Twentyfirst birthday #1 - You're life has just begun, Son!

You want to seem like a fun parent, but you don't know what to say. This verse will show your son you believe in him and admire him, without him feeling embarassed in front of his friends. It has the added value of making you seem like an unusually clever parent.